The trailer for Zac Efron and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Baywatch movie, due out next year, finally splashed into our lives, and it is unclear what the hell is going on.
But it’s definitely a sexy murder mystery comedy with lots of explosions that taps into the financial strains of civil service!
So for guidance, we turn to an old Instagram post from our rock, The Rock.
“Our goal is to bring y’all a big, fun, raunchy Rated R action comedy,” he promised months ago in simpler times. “But, we also go hard core with our action rescues.”