How to never touch anyone ever again


Physical contact? On one hand, it’s a vital form of human communication. On the other, it’s terrible.

Touching other people is one of humankind’s greatest fallacies. We all know touching people exposes us to germs, maybe diseases and definitely weird sweat, but we do it anyway. This is f*cking ridiculous.

Well, it’s time to slip on your latex gloves and take a stand. Your gross body is your own, and it doesn’t have to touch other gross bodies if it doesn’t want to.

If you love someone? Stay away from them. If you hate them, please do the same. Here’s how. Read more…

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