Smash Ultimate’s final update is a love story
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is delighted to announce the long-awaited nuptials between Mr. Doom Slayer Ripandtearington III and Ms. Isabelle née Shizue. The wedding ceremony took place during Smash Ultimate’s final content update.
Mr. Doom Slayer and Ms. Isabelle are a match made in Final Destination. The two met back in March 2020 when their respective games Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing: New Horizons launched on the same day. With the vast differences between their two lines of work, the pairing was regarded as little more than an accidental meeting of polar opposites. But what started as a joke quickly became serious as memes of the two spread throughout the internet, sparking rumors that there was more to this unlikely couple — rumors the couple themselves were more than happy to contribute to.
Since then, the two have been engaged in a whirlwind romance, unfortunately, made long distance due to the COVID-19 pandemic and whisperings that a match with a man who makes his living slaughtering the malcontents of hell would damage Isabelle’s political career. Today, the lovely couple finally smashes those rumors with their union in Smash.
The joyous event also heralds the release of Challenger Pack 11 that features several Mii fighter costume additions, as well as the arrival of the final DLC fighter, Sora of Kingdom Hearts fame.
The ceremony was an intimate gathering attended by Sephiroth, Joker, the Belmont Family, most of the Mushroom Kingdom, Solid Snake, and too damn many sword characters while officiated by the Master Hand itself. We wish Mr. Doomguy and Ms. Isabelle an abundance of turnips, demon slaughter, and love.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is delighted to announce the long-awaited nuptials between Mr. Doom Slayer Ripandtearington III and Ms. Isabelle née Shizue. The wedding ceremony took place during Smash Ultimate’s final content update. Mr. Doom Slayer and Ms. Isabelle are a match made in Final Destination. The two met back…
